September 1, 2012

Cosmic Uncertainty

August 29th

Something must be misaligned in the universe today.  My neighbor's apartment was broken into, her laptop stolen while she took a shower, then I dropped my sunglasses in the toilet, then everything I picked up before going to work fell swiftly out of my hands, then while going to get lunch my Top Five Least Favorite Songs in the Whole Entire Cosmos came on the radio all at once, on different stations.

1.  Sheryl Crow - All I Wanna Do
2.  Sublime - What I Got
3.  Red Hot Chili Peppers - Scar Tissue
4.  Paula Cole - I Don't Want to Wait
5.  Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much


Ugggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shoot me.


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