Brother: November is over already.
Me: Where did the year even go?
Brother: Shit, I turned 31 this year. It's all downhill from here, you know.
Me: Your life is over.
Brother: Yeah it is.
Brother: . . .
Brother: I'm halfway to 62.
Me: It sounds old when you say it like that.
Brother: You're halfway to 52.
Me: Oh god . . . Stop it.
Brother: And our brother is --
. . .
Me: Our brother is halfway to fucked.
lol. fucking. love. red
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