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Showing posts with label Breakfast. Show all posts

February 20, 2012

The New Happy: Crepes & Collage


This morning I went to breakfast at Chez Machin for my friend Nelle’s birthday.  She’s the prettiest little thing and has the most gorgeous olive skin I’ve ever seen.  We used to work together at a stock brokerage firm downtown, which we’ve since dubbed “Hell.”
Oh, so you and Nelle used to work together?
Yeah, the three of us here used to work in Hell.
You’re not there anymore?
Nah.  We all got out of there . . . For obvious reasons.
They sat our party at the back of the tiny restaurant in an added room with a latticed roof and old metal things nailed to the wood paneled walls.  One of the ladies brought her son, I forgot his name, but he had big blue eyes and ate only the jam off of the crispy toast his mom gave him.  Hmmm, I thought.  He does the thing I always think of doing but fear licking the jam off the toast in public wouldn’t go over very well.
I made this fun card for her.
This is the outside, then the inside
I’ve been doing more collage stuff lately and it’s really exciting me.  I’ve been fascinated with collage for a long time, but couldn’t get myself to “feel” it.  I have recently, and it produces a different kind of Happy than painting or drawing.  There is something raw about it.  A gritty quality, something more edgy and rebellious about it and I like that a lot. So the front of this card is a very basic type collage, but it lights my freakin’ fire.  I’ll call it “hawt.”
I’ve done some other collage things that I’ll post later once I get the scanner back from my brother.  My camera just can’t take good enough photos.  And my hand isn’t steady enough.
Anyway, the French place was so lovely and the coffee was mellow and fantastic and I drank way too much of it.  My other friend brought her baby, a super social relaxed Libra girl, so we were fully entertained waiting for the food to arrive.  I ordered something I couldn’t pronounce but it looked like this
for only a brief moment before I devoured it rabidly.  It was filled with sausage and cheese and other creamy drizzles of Heaven and my friend Sula and I shared a sweet crepe bursting with apricot jam, chocolate, slivered almonds and powdered sugar.  Coincidentally, I had a crepe yesterday from a food cart, a cinnamon sugar butter crepe (no joke, my mouth just filled with saliva thinking about it!  Ha!), that was also excellent.  Only that one came in a piece of triangular paper stapled at the sides, and ended up all over my face and the thighs of my jeans.
I don’t know what it is, but crepes also produce a very specific kind of Happy for me.  Like I feel fancy and beautiful like I’m a fantastic cultured regal sophisticated French girl sitting at a round metal table on a slanted street somewhere in another country, instead of a goofy tall plain-looking uncultured (but has cultured friends) white girl with a foul mouth who never quite feels “cool” enough and is getting slowly and suspiciously more soggy through the mid-section.
Maybe it’s the crepes?
No.  Absolutely not.
If you get a chance to eat at Chez Machin, I do so recommend it.  Also for crepes and French-type yummies, Le Happy is super as well, and it has more of a bar situation than Chez Machin.  Crepes and alcohol?!  Sign me up.  Every day, sign me up.

October 15, 2011

This Week's Accomplishments, in Order of Appearance


  • Executed Mom’s Famous Chili Recipe with flair and excellence.  On only the second attempt in my life I successfully combined the savory, hearty flavors of blow-your-top-off meat chili with bonafide sex appeal.  AND, as Brother so wisely informed, the gastrointestinal effects of chili become compounded over time.  I only wish I had some warning — between Bear and myself, sterilizing with flame thrower and a bucket of acid became imminent in the W.C.
BAM.

  • Successfully — and by “successfully” I mean “without mishap, disaster, or crying babies” — baked corn muffins to go with hot chili.  I ate three, the Boy devoured four or five (I lost count), and the warm butter and honey were *the* perfect accompaniment.  Eat that, June Cleaver.

WOMP.

  • Found The Zone for a quick minute getting lost in this pretty tree.  The first of those around my “office” building to succumb to the dipping nighttime temperatures.  I was rather swept away!



  • Conquered this morning’s breakfast like a true champ, only breaking one yolk of six.  Those are much better than my previous odds.  Luckily, I was feeding barbarians who don’t eat, but merely initiate shoveling.  Plus, everything tasted so damn good one broke yolk didn’t make much difference.  Nobody cried, nobody went for the jugular, no feelings got hurt.  Just warm full bellies and an endless stream of rich roasty coffee with a gallon of half and half.  Is there anything better?  MmmmYeahNo.
<Insert gratuitous yolk joke>
  • Lastly, with not aforementioned ferocious spacial reasoning skills, I wrangled my shitty computer desk into submission.  If I’ve never talked about it before, sitting — anywhere, any time, in any fashion for longer than fifteen minutes — is murdering me slowly with plaguing determination.  I was in a car accident in late March and ever since, my neck, back, and shoulders have been an utter wreck (no pun intended), and sitting sets off all forms of pain, sharp and dull, in one or all of these areas.  I’m working on getting a standing desk for work — the guy in the shop next door is building me one out of an old door — but my home desk, if you’d even call it a desk, has been an additional problem.  But voila!  A genius new setup where I can stand and blog and not regret every bit it of when I’m done.  Now THAT’S an effing victory, Son.
BOO-YAH sucker!!!







July 28, 2011

The Grand MoMare Adventure
         A (painfully)  
Short Story


<ahem>


She arrived.

We ate heartily

nom

and drank (very dramatic) cups of coffee.


We lazed about and chit-chatted

 boop

and sat on sidewalks drinking tea



and swilling beer.



 We got to peruse many a-menu



 because that's what happens
when you eat a lot and are daunted
by giant flatware.

 RAWWRRR


We had fantastic hair




and gesticulated wildly



and made funny faces in public places



  until we nearly peed from laughter.



And even though we felt exhausted at times


oy

that didn't stop us from admiring the flowers



 I think those are weeds


eating radishes the size of baseballs

womp

and flaunting our fantastic bosoms.

yowza




The End.


April 22, 2011



Old Wives' Tales
E Burnside & Sandy
Food: Modestly portioned
Service: Genuine
Atmosphere: Cozy & bustling
Dent in the Wallet: Considerable

Though I must note:
The company was charming, the owner (I assume he is the owner) a fantastic human being, and I did not feel one bit rushed. 






               Mother's Bistro
               SW 2nd & Stark
               Atmosphere: Yep
               Service: Occasionally too fast
               Chili Cheese Omelette: Stupid good
               Coffee: French Press for one? Weee!
               Bottom Line: Left a hefty tip



It's the sour cream drizzle that really gets me.

March 27, 2011

Breakfast WIN

Brother Number One took up the Atkins thing last week, so I cooked up a badass full-on (nearly) non-carb breakfast.

Cheesy Egg Mess
Three eggs
Splash of Heavy Whipping Cream (unwhipped)
Shredded Mexican four-cheese blend
Extra pepperjack cheese
Cayenne pepper
Topped with avocado and chunky salsa

Fat mild Italian sausages

Coffee, with naturally carb-free Heavy Whipping Cream (unwhipped), Splenda, served in a perfectly weighted small brown coffee mug with matching saucer



 Tiny kitchen + lots of cooking = a wee of a time (!)

Mug!