Old Wives' Tales
E Burnside & Sandy
Food: Modestly portioned
Service: Genuine
Atmosphere: Cozy & bustling
Dent in the Wallet: Considerable

Though I must note:
The company was charming, the owner (I assume he is the owner) a fantastic human being, and I did not feel one bit rushed. 

               Mother's Bistro

               SW 2nd & Stark
               Atmosphere: Yep
               Service: Occasionally too fast
               Chili Cheese Omelette: Stupid good
               Coffee: French Press for one? Weee!
               Bottom Line: Left a hefty tip

It's the sour cream drizzle that really gets me.