Word of the Day: The Letter "B"

Brother:  Want to hear my four favorite things in the world in alphabetical order that start with the letter "B?"

Me:  Sure.

Brother:  Beer   ...Shit I fucked it up already.

Brother:  Barbecue     Beer     Boobs     Byroms

Me:  Awww.

Brother:  And when all those things happen simultaneously?

Me:  ........

Me:  It's a Life-gasm?

Brother:  It's a LIFE-GASM!!!!!