It was the ugliest colored one in the store.
It was love at first sight, and now it's MINE.
Operation: Couch Reconnaissance began harmlessly doing just that -- checking out what my options are, getting a sense of what I want, etc etc. We went to Consigned Home Furnishings (I HIGHLY recommend this store if you're looking for furniture -- every piece is unique and really cool, some stuff is new, some used, and because it's consignment if they don't sell stuff in a certain amount of time they start marking it down a LOT). Brother went with me and we weren't fifty feet into the store when he sat on this one and said "Hey what about this one?" I, uh, well, it's -- It's .... Kind of awesome.....?
I sat on it, and it was all over.
Nobody in their right mind ever plans to buy a GOLD couch, but what was I to do?
Love is love.
Okaaay, it actually was NOT the ugliest colored couch in the store. The Ugly Winner by far is a two chair and couch set made of --- waaaaait for it -- BABY PINK MOHAIR.
Did you just throw up in your mouth a little? I did.
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