It Was Inevitable

I can't believe it took me so long to get one of these.

I am so beside myself.  And Ma's gonna freak out -- She's gonna be like, "I can't believe

it took you so long to get one of those!" and I'll be like, "I know!  How is it even possible!" 

and she'll be like, "I don't know how it's even possible!"  

I knew it was inevitable when the Boy said, "Oooo you know what sounds good?  Some mashed