So I Might

bail on Blogger and flee to Wordpress. 

Still on the fence, but don't say you weren't warned.

Oxbow Park, 2nd Day of Autumn

Day of Labor + Mountains + Bacon =

Inside the tent

Outside the tent

Mah boots

The best part of any trip, event, day, moment, reunion, 

church service, pajama party, art class, or study sesh

UFO-sized arachnid

Enchanting!

Grungy, grimy, furry teeth . . . and still so raaawwwr

 

Oh hey, freakin' AMAZING MOST BEAUTIFUL OREGON DRIVE EVER.

Lalala The End.

Who's the Bomb?

THIS girl.

.  Fresh mozzarella balls in olive oil and herbs
.  Garlic stuffed olives
.  Olives soaked in Italian herbs
.  Seasoned sweet tomates
.  Dolmas
.  Sweet and spicy cherry peppers
.  Swiss cheese slices, Amish
.  Fresh made spinach dip
.  Sliced fresh cucumber, striped
.  Pita bread, quartered
.  Concannon 2009 Pinot Noir
.  Fresh peach, room temperature, sliced

Trending now:

.  Hot Chip, all of it, especially The Warning; bringing back fond memories of ferrets,
   beer, beetles, and chillin' on the couch in my old yellow kitchen
.  Coffee I make at home (trending always)
.  Getting caught up on months of back filing
.  Chipotle's corn salsa
.  Learning how to rule the world with Excel (there are tutorials)

irregardless:

[irr-re-gard-less]

Irregardless is considered nonstandard because of the two negative elements ir-  and -less.  It was probably formed on the analogy of such words as irrespective, irrelevant, and irreparable.  Those who use it, including on occasion educated speakers, may do so from a desire to add emphasis, and usually end up sounding pretty stupid.

I Think My Brother Forgot

he has loyal blog fans who have been waiting for weeks.

And since the regularly transmitted telepathic messages have apparently not been getting through, then I shall try the wide open flowing tubes of the interwebs.

...

..

.

Unless they get clogged, of course.

Cross your fingers.

mercurial:

[mer-kyoo r-ee-uh l]

–adjective

 

1.  changeable; volatile; fickle; flighty; erratic: a mercurial nature

2.  animated; lively; sprightly; quick-witted

3.  pertaining to, containing, or caused by the metal mercury

4.  of or pertaining to the god Mercury

5.  of or pertaining to the planet Mercury

Does Anyone Know

How it is earthly possible for this fence to be floating?

On Religion

Brother 2:  So what's the address of your YouTube P90X videos?

Brother 1:  Doubleya doubleya doubleya dot ive beaten myself to shit and feel like FUCK dot com.

Brother 2:  I've been there before.  It's a Catholic website, no?

On Mars

Me:  I don't have a very favorable Mars position in my chart.

Brother:  Yeah, you'd be a lot better off if your Mars was in the position mine is.

Me:  Where is your Mars?

Brother:  In my cock.

On Aging

Brother 2:  Oh, and your nephew is 2 weeks old, TODAY.

Brother 1:  He won't be two weeks old until 14:10.  Nigger.

Brother 2:  Ya, I totally said 'birthday' not 'birthtime.'  Cracker.

This Week's Picks:

Go here:
     http://steammeupkid.blogspot.com/p/about.html

Drink this:

Drool over everything on here:
     http://www.stripedesigngroup.com/estore/

(In particular, lust over this):
     http://www.stripedesigngroup.com/estore/?page_id=4&category=16&product_id=123

And ponder this for a minute:

   

It's a Wonder

my clutter is not growing fur.

Me:  Idea: I record the funny things mom says, she records the funny things you say, you record the funny things I say and then we all write blogs about it.

Red:  Gene. YUS.